Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My Family Is Spreading Rumors About Me!

Hey hey heyyyyy! So, I'm bored and putting off finishing my Media and Society essay...just can't seem to focus right now, but I'm not tired either...I don't know, doesn't matter anyways.  So yeah, I've told many of you this story already, but this is for those of you who I haven't gotten to tell yet.  Let me start off by saying that Newcastle can be a sketchy place.  You've got to be careful...biker gangs, hooligans, crime blah blah blah...so my aussie friend, Roxanne, was telling me about some people she knows that went out to the Brewery (which is a bar/club in Newcastle that we all go to a lot!) for a girls night out.  Well, one of the girls was hitting it off with this random guy and of course they started making out, so he was trying to get her to come home with him and she was like no no, its a girls night...so they just exchanged numbers...well it turns out the next day her face, around her mouth, breaks out into a ridiculous rash. So she goes to the doctor and he does tests and lab work and shit...well the doctor calls her and is like hey the police need to speak with you...what the hell right? So the police call her and are like, the only way a rash like yours is caused is if your skin came in contact with dead matter...we need to know everything about that guy you met at the Brewery...so the police raid his house and found 2 dead bodies!! EWWWWW and holy ass creepy!! Isn't that the most insane story ever?? It'll take you awhile to get over that...I was in shock for a bit.  But yeah, usually thats where the story ends, but not tonight...

...I decided to tell some of my fam that story yesterday over Skype...my fam being my mom, dad, sis, randy, gma, and gpa...well, I guess they told pretty much everyone they knew that story, inluding my Uncle Ric.  Well, I guess they didn't tell it clearly enough because my Uncle Ric thought it was ME who made-out with a random dude and got a dead body rash all over my face.  So he told his 2 daughters, my cousins, Aja and Tallyn, and then they told my Aunt Robin and our cousin Mike and who knows who else!? So my Aunt Robin facebook chatted with me just now and started yelling at me to not die and act like a drunken idiot and to not make-out with random boys...and I was like uhhhhhh, what the fuck are you talking about? That wasn't me! So after a good 5 minutes of both of us being completely confused, I finally straightened her out...so now shes spreading the word throughout my whole family that I'm not the freak who ipso facto made-out with dead people. Awesome right?

Basically, that didn't have that much to do with Australia...mostly to do with my awesome/crazy family who likes to spread rumors about me. Very niiiiiiiice.  Other than that, not much else is new.  Silvana and Randy are on their way to visit me at this very moment actually...they should be arriving in Sydney in like 7.5 hours or so...I'm meeting up with them in Sydney on Thursday night for the weekend. I'm pretty stoked about it...Stac is coming with me and we have a bunch of people we (and when I say we I mean she really cause I don't know them yet but they know of me and I'm sure I'll make a GREAT impression and then they'll love me forever as well) can stay with, so we don't have to pay for hostels! Yayayay! But yeah, we're gonna hit up the Aquarium, the Botanical Gardens, and Bondi Beach for sure...OH! and a random candy store that sells American candy...yes, Stacy is beyond excited about that part. OH! and I'm beyond excited about having Taco Bell.  Thats right, the only TB in Australia is in North Sydney so we're going on a crazy adventure to find it and enjoy every moment of cheap mexican goodness.

I think thats all for now. I have to finish this damn essay and start 2 others so I can have fun in Sydney all weekend and do nothing...good times, good times. Talk to you all soon...GET SKYPE EVERYONE so that actually means something! Kkkkkkk love and miss, peace.

1 comment:

  1. hey neek, what a crazy family we have....straighten them out. enjoy a taco for me. be safe love ya mom

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